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HOLLYWOOD FARTS ON BLACKLIST SCRIPT, PULLS COVER OVER ITS HEAD
Butter is a Jason Micallef script “that uses a butter-carving contest at the Iowa State Fair as a metaphor for 2008′s Hilary versus Obama Iowa caucus showdown,” which won a Nicholl Fellowship and made...
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Butter Sculpting & Aziz Ansari: a Black List scripts update
The Black List is a list of Hollywood’s best unproduced scripts as voted on by executives. The projects are interesting not because most executives aren’t complete idiots, but because projects tend to...
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Gael Garcia Bernal has been taken by body snatchers
Remember Gael García Bernal? That handsome young fellow who was so good in Y Tu Mamá Tambien and Amores Perros (Netflix them both immediately if you haven’t seen them)? Well forget him, he’s gone...
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Ah yes, the old cut-to-the-afterlife trick…
This is the trailer for Kate Hudson’s latest Al-Qaeda recruitment video, A Little Bit of Heaven. For the first minute or so, it’s your standard rom-com trailer. She’s a feisty free-spirit who owns a...
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James Franco And Kate Hudson To Star In A Linda Lovelace Movie?
Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. I was busy being in every movie ever.In shocking news that will shock you like an electric shock, Hollywood unknowns James Franco and Kate Hudson are attached to a...
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Kate Hudson stars in the female equivalent of a minstrel show
Oh please oh please oh please....While we wait patiently for the studio to set a release date for A Little Bit of Heaven, in which Kate Hudson stars opposite Whoopi Goldberg and the hollowed-out corpse...
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The director of Bride Wars died
"God, I hope I don't die right after this."Tragically overshadowed by the Oscars and Charlie Sheen’s magical fighter jet brain, producer/director Gary Winick died last night at the age of 49. To add...
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Rom-Coms now so insulting John Krasinski has to explain the plot
I apologize in advance for yet again making you aware of a new Kate Hudson rom-com, but I find this project fascinating. First, the awesomely rom-commy title, “Something Borrowed,” should tell you...
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Plot of Kate Hudson’s new movie recreated with quotes from scathing reviews
As you’ll see later today, I often write film reviews. But since my site isn’t all film reviews, I have the freedom not to review every film, such as the ones I can tell ahead of time aren’t my cup of...
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Did you know they made a rom-com about Kate Hudson getting ass cancer?
Starring Kate Hudson, Gael Garcia Bernal, Madame Cat, and Special Needs PigPlot of Little Bit of Heaven, Recreated Using Quotes from Passive-Aggressive ReviewsI know the big story is that The Avengers...
View ArticleTRAGIC CASUALTY OF THE FINANCIAL CRISIS: PIRANHA 3D
(Kelly Brook and Riley Steele on the set of Piranha 3D; source = WWTDD) Sometimes we forget that the victims of this financial crisis aren’t all Best Buy clerks who can no longer afford the mortgage...
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The Hilarious (And Dead On) Celebrity Caricatures Of Cartoonist Pete Emslie
When I was a kid, my favorite part of my family’s summer trips to Walt Disney World was when my parents would be released from the detaining area after they’d try to run on restaurant checks. My...
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Unfamous Shia LaBeouf Joins Bill Murray And Bruce Willis In ‘Rock The Kasbah’
Run, Shia! Run to the REVOLUCION! And here I was starting to really, truly, incredibly enjoy the fact that headbuttin’ badass Shia LaBeouf had renounced his own fame and accepted the fact that we all...
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James Franco Finds The Wrong Man’s Money In The ‘Good People’ Trailer
YouTube It’s all fun and dick-nosing until a serious gangster shows up to kill James Franco in the new trailer for Good People. Franco plays a down-on-his-luck (but presumably artistic) husband who is...
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Zach Braff Has Daddy, Jewishness Issues In The Full Trailer For ‘Wish I Was...
Focus Features Zach Braff put his film project, Wish I Was Here up on Kickstarter last May, and lots of people bitched and moaned because he was too famous for Kickstarter, but then his movie got...
View ArticleKate Hudson Does The Best Matthew McConaughey Impersonation
Matthew McConaughey is the honoree at the 28th American Cinematheque Award Gala Tribute (that’s a mouthful), featuring a ton of guests, tributes, and the man himself in full glory. The highlight had...
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Watch Cara Delevingne, Kate Hudson And Kurt Russell’s Beard Compete In A...
instagram You can thank Julianne Hough for this gem. The Dancing With the Stars judge has a pretty talented family and they don’t mind showing off their dance skills during holiday get together. After...
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Here’s Jennifer Aniston Playing With Kate Hudson’s Butt On The Red Carpet
Kate Hudson is a pretty lady. Jennifer Aniston is also a pretty lady. These two pretty people met up today at the Golden Globes red carpet and played grab-butt with each other. Here is that important...
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Richard Pryor’s Widow Talks ‘Pissed Off’ Nick Cannon, Her Falling Out With...
Getty ImageJennifer Pryor in 2013 Jennifer Pryor, the last of Richard’s five wives (also the fourth, oddly – Pryor was married seven times to five women) and the person in charge of his intellectual...
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Kate Hudson’s Father No Longer Considers Her His Daughter
On Father’s Day, actor Oliver Hudson posted a photo of himself with his sister, Kate Hudson and their biological father, Bill. Oliver’s caption, “Happy abandonment day…” was loud and clear. In an...
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